Finally Sem1 is over!

Hi, haven't updated my blog for AGEZ...
Finally all the examinations are over!
but...butt... i screwed up!

Here is a summary:
SAT (stupid american test)
section1 - writing the essay - didn't manage to finish in time... so that scores up a 2/6
section9 - CR - FUCK!
I hope to get 2000 for this first try...beat Sime Darby's record, set by Jason 'Harvard' Leong, scored 2010.

Jason 'Harvard' Leong (left) and Irwan 'Demang' Fikri (right), Sime Darbians.

2. Foundation exams - Financial Accounting.

FUCK!!! Why so difficult?

Question 1 - Income Statement + Balance Sheet. Last minute (literally) balanced.

Question 2 - Accruals and Prepayments + Bad debts - I think I can score 3/4 out of 20, worst is 1/2 out of 20. However I think I shitted.

Question 3 - Depreciation - Should be OK...

Question 4 - Bank Reconciliation - Woohoo!

Question 5 - Ratio - I forgot the formulas!

What does this means? byebye 4.0 flat!

Quantitative Analysis

EASY!!! I need 80 markss more to go! should be no problem...

90% of the question - SPM syllabus! wow!

So now, time for Sem break!!! Hooray!

My sem break is 5 long hours!that's right! 5 long hours!

SEM2 starts at 4.00Pm today! Wow! So 'lovely'! 'Can't wait for that moment'! (Yea right)

10 Words to describe my dynamic feelings towards other people

Abhorrent - Conservative Muslims, especially PAS and advocates
Balance - The American culture
Bullshitters - Lecturer
Eccentric - MIT Faulties
Ironic - Institute of Liberal Studies
Legendary - Chin Hui Shan
Love - Vieranna
Nostalgic - Kolej Yayasan Saad (Secondary School)
Rejector - Wiena
Worship - Anushree Subramaniam

GACC - The Manager

Hi everyone...
This time around, I have been appointed as the manager of 11 people for the Grand Asian Chess Championship in November. The training starts immediately, and will continue until the tournament day.

As manager, I will monitor the progress and growth of the players from time to time. I will also have to make sure they mingle and build the teamwork during this times.
If the club manages to take any cash home, the fund will be shared amongst the 12 of us.

Live Uniten Chess Club!

Calculus + Business Maths Next Semester?

A financial engineer needs strong foundation in the following:
1. Calculus
2. Computing Skills

As a business student, I am only studying accounting, economics, finance, computing skills and all the other random subjects in the world [this includes academic study skills, Islamic studies, KOR Uniten (WTF?)].

Next Sem - Taking Calculus, 6 hours / week (not sure how many credit hrs).
Dropping a random worth 3 hrs.

3rd Sem - Continue taking Calculus 4 hours / week (not sure how many credit hrs).
Dropping 3 randoms if possible, these are adjusted according to priority:
1. KOR Uniten (No value)
2. Islamic Studies (Unpractical)
3. Academic Study Skills (C'mon man, it is already sem 3!)

Result:
Add Calculus: GRANTED
Drop Randoms: must talk to Dean, aka PA...

Sigh.

4 Most Common words uttered in the university

1. BULLSHIT
-Rubbish, impossible, too ambitious
used by: lecturers, students, politicians.
Example:
1. When the lecturer wanders off topic, he is actually Bullshitting.
2. Dean: My phone is available 24/7. Students: Bullshit.
3. Student representative council: I will make sure no rules are broken in the university - BULLSHIT
4. Khalid Ibrahim : I will make changes to Selangor - BULLSHIT

2. LECTURE
-Babble, advice, long boring talk.
used by : lecturers, students, parents.
1. After my mother saw my dirty room, she started lecturing me.
2. My mother always lectures me about getting a girlfriend, I am only 30 years old!
2. After stealing my friend's girlfriend, I will expect more than a lecture.

3. ASS
-Assignments, a curse word , or the backside.
Used by: Students
1. I have lots of asses to do, what a tiring week!
2. Watch out, asshole! You will get kicked if you dare to say that again!!
3. My ass is so firm dear, please rub it! Don't mind my boyfriend!

4. COFFEE
-short break, staple drink in the university
Used by: Lectures, students
1. OK Class, let's get some coffee. Please be back after 20 minutes.
2. God, I have so much asses, I need to take some coffee. Might not sleep at all tonight!

My Bad Day, moments before the Eid Part 2 (18th September 2009)

Today, took maths test, but a bunch of questions failed to answer, risking 20 / 100 marks
Other students do well xcept for me,
lecturer sends to the Mosque at 12.30,
took a quick nap,
woke up to find out that people are already doing their prayer,
rush to the line to find out that the prayer has finished,
walk back to the apartment under heavy rain,
went home experiencing traffic jam,
food at home not sufficient to break fast,
nearby good food outlets closed

My Bad Day, moments before the Eid (17th September 2009)

Today is a bad day...

took accounts test, but didn't manage to balance off my accounts.

got lots of homework from Writing lecturer, spoiling my raya mood,

failed my pre-test by 10 points (490 for critical reading),

got scolded by Yu Jin ( the CR lecturer),

want to go to upten (the nearest food court, 10mins walking distance) but it is raining so heavily,

an umbrella won't help,

so wanted to break fast with maggi, but out of water supply.

cannot even do a simple milo.

room8s went home, all alone in my apartment,

neighbours all out,

tomorrow is maths mid-term exam, not prepared!

Solution: Listen to Bad day - Daniel Powter