4 Most Common words uttered in the university

1. BULLSHIT
-Rubbish, impossible, too ambitious
used by: lecturers, students, politicians.
Example:
1. When the lecturer wanders off topic, he is actually Bullshitting.
2. Dean: My phone is available 24/7. Students: Bullshit.
3. Student representative council: I will make sure no rules are broken in the university - BULLSHIT
4. Khalid Ibrahim : I will make changes to Selangor - BULLSHIT

2. LECTURE
-Babble, advice, long boring talk.
used by : lecturers, students, parents.
1. After my mother saw my dirty room, she started lecturing me.
2. My mother always lectures me about getting a girlfriend, I am only 30 years old!
2. After stealing my friend's girlfriend, I will expect more than a lecture.

3. ASS
-Assignments, a curse word , or the backside.
Used by: Students
1. I have lots of asses to do, what a tiring week!
2. Watch out, asshole! You will get kicked if you dare to say that again!!
3. My ass is so firm dear, please rub it! Don't mind my boyfriend!

4. COFFEE
-short break, staple drink in the university
Used by: Lectures, students
1. OK Class, let's get some coffee. Please be back after 20 minutes.
2. God, I have so much asses, I need to take some coffee. Might not sleep at all tonight!